Welcome

Hi!! I'm Ralph. I sing, play guitar, drums and working on the ukelele. My instruments get smaller and smaller as I get older and older.

 I currently play covers of current pop & rock songs, along with a special collection from the past. I'm striving to NOT be the typical acoustic performer playing the typical acoustic selection. I want to be unique in my song selection, yet still have everyone be familiar with what I'm doing. Basically, there's at least a billion songs on Earth right now, why do I have to play all the same ones everyone else is playing?? I DON'T!!!... But of course I will if necessary. Just trying to mix it up is all!!!

This site is a work in progress so please bear with me.... or bare with me if your naked.... I digress... often.

... so please beer with me.. get it??

Upcoming Events...

Previous events

Something Stupid at Ri Ra Irish Pub

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Rí Rá Portland, 72 Commercial St, Portland, Maine 04101

Something Stupid returns to Ri Ra in Portland for another wickedly stupid night. Ri Ra has one of the Old Port's most fun atmospheres and an amazing staff. So put your dancing shoes on, come down to Ri Ra, and get stupid with us!

Something Stupid at Willys Ale Room

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Willys Ale Room, 1060 Route 109, Acton, Maine

What happens when you put Something Stupid in an ale room? Let's find out! Come on out to Willy's Ale Room in Acton for a stupidly fun time!

Something Stupid at Dena's Lobster House

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Dena's Lobster House, 765 Roosevelt Trail, Windham, ME

What's better than dancing the night away with Something Stupid? How about pre-gaming it with a little Maine lobster! Yessah! Come on out to Dena's Lobster House and have a great meal, then finish the night off with drinks and dancing to the soothing sounds of Something Stupid!

Something Stupid at The Porthole

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The Porthole, 20 Custom House Wharf, Portland, Maine

Imagine enjoying a drink on an outdoor deck, next to the ocean, in the heart of Portland's Old Port in the middle of summer. How could it possibly get any better? By adding Something Stupid of course! Come enjoy a free outdoor show with Something Stupid at Portland's premier outdoor location, the Porthole Restaurant and Pub!

Something Stupid at The Porthole

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The Porthole, 20 Custom House Wharf, Portland, Maine

Imagine enjoying a drink on an outdoor deck, next to the ocean, in the heart of Portland's Old Port in the middle of summer. How could it possibly get any better? By adding Something Stupid of course! Come enjoy a free outdoor show with Something Stupid at Portland's premier outdoor location, the Porthole Restaurant and Pub!

Something Stupid at Ri Ra Irish Pub

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Rí Rá Portland, 72 Commercial St, Portland, Maine 04101

Something Stupid returns to Ri Ra in Portland for another wickedly stupid night. Ri Ra has one of the Old Port's most fun atmospheres and an amazing staff. So put your dancing shoes on, come down to Ri Ra, and get stupid with us!

Something Stupid at Willys Ale Room

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Willys Ale Room, 1060 Route 109, Acton, Maine

What happens when you put Something Stupid in an ale room? Let's find out! Come on out to Willy's Ale Room in Acton for a stupidly fun time!

Something Stupid at The Porthole

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The Porthole, 20 Custom House Wharf, Portland, Maine

Imagine enjoying a drink on an outdoor deck, next to the ocean, in the heart of Portland's Old Port in the middle of summer. How could it possibly get any better? By adding Something Stupid of course! Come enjoy a free outdoor show with Something Stupid at Portland's premier outdoor location, the Porthole Restaurant and Pub!

Something Stupid at Ri Ra Irish Pub

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Rí Rá Portland, 72 Commercial St, Portland, Maine 04101

Something Stupid returns to Ri Ra in Portland for another wickedly stupid night. Ri Ra has one of the Old Port's most fun atmospheres and an amazing staff. So put your dancing shoes on, come down to Ri Ra, and get stupid with us!

Something Stupid at Dena's Lobster House

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Dena's Lobster House, 765 Roosevelt Trail, Windham, ME

What's better than dancing the night away with Something Stupid? How about pre-gaming it with a little Maine lobster! Yessah! Come on out to Dena's Lobster House and have a great meal, then finish the night off with drinks and dancing to the soothing sounds of Something Stupid!

Something Stupid at The Porthole

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The Porthole, 20 Custom House Wharf, Portland, Maine

Imagine enjoying a drink on an outdoor deck, next to the ocean, in the heart of Portland's Old Port in the middle of summer. How could it possibly get any better? By adding Something Stupid of course! Come enjoy a free outdoor show with Something Stupid at Portland's premier outdoor location, the Porthole Restaurant and Pub!

Something Stupid at Dena's Lobster House

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Dena's Lobster House, 765 Roosevelt Trail, Windham, ME

What's better than dancing the night away with Something Stupid? How about pre-gaming it with a little Maine lobster! Yessah! Come on out to Dena's Lobster House and have a great meal, then finish the night off with drinks and dancing to the soothing sounds of Something Stupid!

Something Stupid at Ri Ra Irish Pub

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Rí Rá Portland, 72 Commercial St, Portland, Maine 04101

Something Stupid returns to Ri Ra in Portland for another wickedly stupid night. Ri Ra has one of the Old Port's most fun atmospheres and an amazing staff. So put your dancing shoes on, come down to Ri Ra, and get stupid with us!

Something Stupid at Montsweag Roadhouse

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Montsweag Roadhouse, 942 US-1, Woolwich, Maine

Great food, great drinks, an AMAZING staff is what you'll find when you walk into the Montsweag Roadhouse. Mix in Something Stupid, and you've got yourself a recipe for an awesome night! Come join us as we return to one of our favorite places to play; Montsweag Roadhouse!

 
 
Please come back often!!